Wishes

Things I wish for:

• Earbuds that fit in my freakishly tiny ear holes
• A cable package that includes Bravo (Real Housewives...I miss you!)
• To actually care about stupid things that I'm supposed to care about, but just can't bring myself to give one tiny crapadoodle about
• Our dogs to be able to talk to us and tell us how they're feeling (I'm convinced Gizmo is depressed)
• That dog in the complex that won't stop barking to SHUT THE HELL UP
• Patience
• More patience
• To feel good when working out instead of beating myself up the whole time
• Unlimited air travel
• To not want to constantly grow out my bangs
• A baby
• A backyard
• Donald Trump to disappear
• More wine

The end.