Finish The Sentence

I haven't been blogging because I was out of town for 8 days in CA visiting friends and family and attending a funeral and also I have naught to blog about. I'm boring.

I found Juliette's blog every day in July link up super late, but I'm latching on because the prompts are good and seriously dudes, besides drinking Slim Fast shakes and searching for jobs, I don't have anything to talk about. 

The first prompt I'm stealing is finish the sentence...here we go!

When I open the fridge, I always hope I find...

CHEESE. Preferably goat cheese, but any cheese will do. Except blue. Yuck.

My favorite article of clothing is...

Oh man I can't pick a favorite. I have a leopard cardigan that I wear a lot because it's oversized and comfy and I pretend it matches everything.

Last week I was really pissed when...

Wasn't pissed at all last week, just sad and sleepy and enjoying time with friends and family.

One thing nobody understands about me is...

How incredibly shy I actually am. I cover my shyness and self consciousness by being loud and funny and acting happy all the time. It works like I charm and I think people would be surprised to know how shy I actually am.

One thing I don't understand is...

Math. I mean, seriously.

The world would be a better place if...

People cared more about others than themselves. On huge scales like, you know, not shooting down passenger jets and on tiny scales like not playing your ipad with the volume on loud in a crowded airplane.

If I had a million dollars I'd...

Pay off all of our debt and both our families' debts and move to Australia or New Zealand and open a bar.

If I could change one thing about myself, it would be...

If I'm being honest...does "my looks" count as one thing?

Something that can always make me happy is...

Cheese! Also taking the dogs for a walk, it helps to clear my bad moods.

Something I'll never blog about is...

Politics or religion. I get too angry at stupid people's responses. Oh, also, my husband's job.

If I could go anywhere I would go...

New Zealand.

because...

Lord of the Rings, duh.

If I were an animal I would be a....

Pug. Sleep, eat, poo, repeat.

A job I've always wanted is..

Wedding planner.

My idea of a perfect day is...

Sleeping in, skipping the gym, brunch with bloody mary's, walking outside in great weather, shopping for shoes with no budget, late lunch with cocktails, talking about life with my husband, early to bed with tea and a movie surrounded by my dogs.

If I knew I'd die next week, this week I'd...

Write a lot of letters and apologies, spend as much time with Mike as I could, and eat whatever the mother hell I wanted.