Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Dear Weather

Dear Weather,


This

 

 
is really cold.
 
And it forced me to wear pants today
 

 
even though I hate wearing pants to work. And I had planned to wear a dress just to spite my boss because she yelled at me yesterday about always having to see my knees.  Not because she's super religious or modest or because my knees are gross or anything, but because people in Maryland like to yell at other people if they're not wearing puffer coats, pants, boots, and gloves 24 hours a day.  News flash:  it's warm inside and I don't work outside.  Anyyyywayys.
 
Not cool weather, pants are dumb, not being a smart ass is dumb, warm up!
 
Sincerely,
 

 
this guy.
 
 
 
 

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