Blog Every Day in May - Educate Us

So, to catch up on the Blog Every Day in May Link Up, I need to do Day 2 today as well.  Day 2, you're supposed to educate everyone on something you know really well or are really good at.

And I can't think of ANYTHING.

I'm not horrible at things, but I'm not great at anything.

So...I sat here forever and realized there is only one thing I've recently gotten pretty good at:  being married to my husband.  We joke that Mike is a robot all the time because he's not super affectionate or emotional and just doesn't look at the world the same way a lot of us do.  He's not a robot obviously, he's just an introvert.  Me, being an extrovert, have definitely struggled with getting used to being with someone who is so introverted.  It's seriously taken me like six years to figure this out.  So here is my completely BS education on how to be in a relationship with an introvert.  Enjoy!

How to Be in a Relationship with an Introvert

• When they come home from work, don't immediately attack them with affection and questions about their day.  Let them ease into it.
• Do not talk to them in the morning until they have eased into their day.  They want to be left alone.
• Do not expect them to cuddle, hold hands, hug, or kiss in public.
• Ask them before you attack them with a hug.  Sometimes they say no.  Don't do it anyways.
• Don't try to ask them a ton of personal questions about their past or try to tell them a bunch about yours.  They don't want to know.
• Don't try to post-game talk about the sex you just had.  
• Don't expect them to understand your need for constant attention.
• Don't expect them to understand why you're being pouty or moody.
• Talk to them about the things you need and feel you're missing. They're humans too, they will work on it.
• And absolutely, unequivocally do not ever take any of these things personally.
• Finally, when they're this handsome, you learn to live with it. :)

Love you honey.

(Sorry about all the attack hugs)