The Last Night In Your House Before You Move Across Country

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will realize you've packed TOO many things that you actually needed

Such as plastic bags to store shampoo and such in

And all of your dogs leashes, harnesses, and collars

And the most important...a wine opener.

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will shampoo the carpets in the master bedroom

And every time you have to sneak back in there to get clothes or use the bathroom, you'll leave soaking wet footprints all over the hallway laminate

And your house will smell like musty, wet carpet all night

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will eat pizza in bed in your pjs

And drink wine out of plastic cups

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will watch your husband try to open a fancy bottle of wine you've been saving for the night with a screwdriver

Which doesn't work

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will have loaded your only car into the trailer

So you can't drive anywhere for items you're missing or have mistakenly packed

So your faithful husband will eventually walk to the mini mart for a wine opener

(He's the best)

The last night in your house before you move across country...

Friends and family will stop by to say goodbye

Which you should have prepared for

But won't have

So you'll be in pjs with wet hair and may or may not look like a hobo

The last night in your house before you move across country...

You will be excited

And scared

And sad

And EXCITED