Make It Work

This outfit took a little bit of work to end up looking the way it did.

First of all, this is not at all how the dress should fit.

If you haven’t noticed, I’m a midget.

And the waist of this dress is made for a normal height person.

So to make it work on me, I have to pull it up, twist the belt around the front and then tie it in the back.

This necklace is also supposed to be a pin, but I accidentally snapped the fastener off the back.

So I shoved a safety pin through it and looped a chain through the pin to make it a necklace.

I’m also wearing a jacket today that’s missing its middle button so I just tie the belt tight and no one notices.

You do what you have to to make it work when you’re cheap and live in a town without a mall.

Does this picture terrify you as much as it does me?

Dress:  Gift, Modcloth

Necklace:  Premier

Shoes:  Nine West Outlet